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Tam O Ranter
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Posted - 23 Dec 2017 :  00:41:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A prominent beard not unlike a busted sofa,was publicly embarrassed
by being linked to the formerr chairman of the West Ayrshire Poachers Society, Thomas DC Gordon.
What on earth was that huge beard thinking of? Said one facial hair specialist . Professor Isobell Beard. Mr Gordon is a loose descendant of David Crocket, she said, not a lot of people know this . The beard made a right fool of itself by attaching to mr gordons face.
There was some fevered speculation when it was rumoured that the bush beard would split from Mr Gordon . Mr gordon has been involved in a few scandals over the years. The question now remains, can the beard salvage its reputation?

According to rumours the beard was attacked with a flymo lawnmore and Tam wanted it removed in a one piece section so that his girlfriend might use it as an oven glove. It was a close shave but as they saw about budding champions "hair today, gone tomorrow

TAM o Ranter
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