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Tam O Ranter
Speed Merchant

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Posted - 14 Mar 2012 :  21:40:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i have composed 20 ways to tell if tou are a scruff
1 More than one of your children are named after Neighbours soap star.
2 Your hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan?
3 Your neighbour s sign a petition in the local shop about your christmas lights.
4 The pipe smokers in your family are not just men
5 Foreplay consists of taking off her saddle.
6 A sign in the local pub "SAY NO TO CRACK!" reminds you to pull up your denims
7 You've ever been awakened with a black eye and a lovebite.?
8 You have seven cars that are not mobile and your home is.
9 You own 10 baseball or oppi hats
10 Your house has no curtains but your Ford Focus does,
11 You thought a 'private members bill' was an account from the wifes gynaecologist
12 You have been too drunk to fish.
13 Your idea of a romantic dinner for two is a tray of chip and two plastic forks.
14 You ever sprayed your birds name on a railway bridge
15 Directions to your house include turn left at the burned out Mondeo
16 Your dog and your wallet are both on chains
17 You have ever lost a tooth opening a bottle of beer?
18 You will not stop at the motorway services if you have an empty Irn Bru bottle in the car.
19 You have ver used lard in bed,
20 The DSS send you a christmas card,

Tam o Ranter

STEPHEN T.
Crusing Past

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Posted - 28 Mar 2012 :  18:29:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hilarious
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